Spike: Hey Buffy, I’m shirtless.
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Corny Spuffy Porn
So this is a fun blog. It's basically all about making funny Spuffy smut. It's cliche, corny and all around hilarious. I will never steal an image or a gif. If I post something, it'll be either a reblog or one of my own creations. If you want to submit something, by all means, please do so!
But first and foremost, Enjoy and love Spuffy!!!
(Also as a forewarning, I don't take any of my writing very seriously. I don't pretend to be good, in fact I am trying to be bad. Hence the name corny.)
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August92011
August62011
(All The Way, 6x06)
She had done it again. She insulted the Door Knocker. Spike turned his head away, “You know you love the Door Knocker, just admit it, you blind cow.” Whether she heard or not, he couldn’t tell. All she did was smile and look down, “Spike, the Door Knocker is not what I was talking about,” she chided, “What I meant when I said ‘It’s not THAT big’ was that while it is big, it’s not as big as you think it is.”
Spike frowned.
Buffy winked at him.
Ok, that confused him. Why is she winking? He was hoping to get with the sexy times. Oh god, now I’m thinking like her.
Buffy could see that he was having an internal battle with himself. She wanted sex. And for her, sex was Spike. So she did what she knew would catch his attention. She took her shirt off.
“There we go,” was all Spike could think after that point.
(Source: nothingwedomatters)
August32011
“Spike, you’re ability to read the woman’s emotions continues to astound me,” Buffy snarked.
All he did was raise an eyebrow and magically Buffy’s pants hit the floor.
“And now, it’s Buffy’s Sexy Face.”
(via fuckyeahspuffy)
July272011
(7.11: Showtime)
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
You say it best
When you say nothing at all—requested by sleepwakehope
Buffy: Let’s dance.
Spike: Then have sex?
Buffy: Fine, then have sex.
July102011
(5x14: Crush)
The missing words:
SPIKE: I lie awake every night! Thinking about you. Wanting you. Wishing you were beside me.
BUFFY: You sleep during the day! When I’m around, stalking the graveyard, looking for you. Wanting you.
SPIKE: So we just miss each other?
BUFFY: Apparently.
SPIKE: You know if you spent the night that wouldn’t happen.
BUFFY: Spike don’t make this harder than it already is.
SPIKE: Baby, it can’t get any harder.
(Source: blogobuffy, via caitlinmj)
July52011
(4x17: Superstar)
Spike: Your hair is so soft.
Buffy: Thanks.
Spike: You know what’s not soft?
Buffy: No, I don’t. What’s not soft, Spike?
Spike: My dick.
(Source: blogobuffy)
July12011
Buffy: I knew I dropped something down here!
Spike: A little to the right, kitten, and a bit more south.
Buffy: Oh, thanks Spi-OH! Naughty boy!
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12PM
Buffy: Oh, I don’t know, Spike. Are you sure there’s enough room for both of us up here?
Spike: There is if one of us lays on top of the other.
Buffy: Oh, okay! But why did we take our clothes off again?
Spike: To keep warm…
Buffy: But you’re dead, you have no warmth.
Spike: Shh, just do it, kitten. You won’t regret it.
(via fuckyeahspuffy)
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