Hi all!
I will be back to posting for this! But I have a request of you people who are good with graphics! I need an icon. This anonymous blue head isn’t very representative of the blog. So I ask for submissions! Please!
Corny Spuffy Porn
So this is a fun blog. It's basically all about making funny Spuffy smut. It's cliche, corny and all around hilarious. I will never steal an image or a gif. If I post something, it'll be either a reblog or one of my own creations. If you want to submit something, by all means, please do so!
But first and foremost, Enjoy and love Spuffy!!!
(Also as a forewarning, I don't take any of my writing very seriously. I don't pretend to be good, in fact I am trying to be bad. Hence the name corny.)
Anyways, ENJOY!
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November282011
November42011
I’m a child. Okay I’m not, but I am damn immature apparently.
Thank you everyone for following. You seem to like the texts that I do. They won’t ALL be like that but I might make it more of a trend. Thank you again for following. Hopefully I won’t let you down.
<3 Kathleen
November32011
I found an iPhone text generator for you!
Look what I found! A fake iPhone texting thingy! You can make things like this! You can make Spuffy texting porn on a real texting screenshot!
Mod: BRILLIANT! Thank you!
5PM
- Spike: (12:35PM) Oi!
- Spike: (12:48PM) Buffy?
- Spike: (12:55PM) Buffy...
- Spike: (1:00PM) Listen, Buffy, if you're mad about last night, don't be. It's completely normal.
- Spike: (1:10PM) Buffy, come on don't be like this.
- Spike: (1:15PM) Luv, you're starting to worry me.
- Spike: (1:20PM) If you don't reply to me soon, I'm going to assume you're asleep in bed. That means I get to wake you up. And you'll love it. Hehe.
- Spike: (1:30PM) I'm coming over.
- Buffy: (4:50PM) Spike, why did you feel the need to blow up my phone?! I WAS AT WORK, YOU NINCOMPOOP!
- Spike: (5:00PM) I figured that out when you weren't here.
- Buffy: (5:05PM) Wait, here? You're still in my house?!
- Spike: (5:10PM) ;)
2AM
- Spike: (9:46PM) Hey Kitten.
- Buffy: (9:50PM) Don't text me, Spike.
- Spike: (9:53PM) Fine I'll call you.
- Spike: (10:03PM) That's not fair.
- Buffy: (10:10PM) Calling won't work either.
- Spike: (10:12PM) Com'mon, kitten. A man has needs.
- Buffy: (10:20PM) You also have an allergy to sharp wooden things and the sun. Stop texting me.
- Spike: (10:22PM) You're still replying.
- Spike: (10:30PM) Buffy
- Spike: (10:35PM) Come on, Buffy. It was a joke.
- Spike: (10:40PM) 'Kay, it wasn't a joke. Answer me, kitten. I'll make it worth your while.
- Spike: (10:44PM) Kitten.
- Spike: (10:48PM) You've received an image!
- Buffy: (10:50PM) SPIKE I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT.
- Spike: (10:52PM) Yeah, you did. When you coming over.
- Buffy: (10:54PM) Whatever.
- Spike: (6:30AM) I think you left scars on my back last night.
September82011
Spike x Buffy
6x10 - Wrecked
Spike: Listen, Slayer. I know I smell like stinky man, but I’m shirtless and pantless right now. The only thing standing between me and a good time are those clothes you’re wearing. So buck up and strip down.
Buffy lifts her chin defiantly. Then changes her mind.
Buffy: Yea, okay.
August92011
Spike: Hey Buffy, I’m shirtless.
(via fuckyeahspuffy)
August62011
(All The Way, 6x06)
She had done it again. She insulted the Door Knocker. Spike turned his head away, “You know you love the Door Knocker, just admit it, you blind cow.” Whether she heard or not, he couldn’t tell. All she did was smile and look down, “Spike, the Door Knocker is not what I was talking about,” she chided, “What I meant when I said ‘It’s not THAT big’ was that while it is big, it’s not as big as you think it is.”
Spike frowned.
Buffy winked at him.
Ok, that confused him. Why is she winking? He was hoping to get with the sexy times. Oh god, now I’m thinking like her.
Buffy could see that he was having an internal battle with himself. She wanted sex. And for her, sex was Spike. So she did what she knew would catch his attention. She took her shirt off.
“There we go,” was all Spike could think after that point.
August32011
“Spike, you’re ability to read the woman’s emotions continues to astound me,” Buffy snarked.
All he did was raise an eyebrow and magically Buffy’s pants hit the floor.
“And now, it’s Buffy’s Sexy Face.”
(via fuckyeahspuffy)
July282011
Anonymous asked: PLEASE write corny fanfiction. PLEASE PLEASE. MOSTLY OFF THE EPISODE YOU JUST REBLOGGED BUT ANYTHING ELSE IS FINE TOO
I’ve tried writin fanfic and honestly I didn’t have the right stuff for it. But the short one paragraph stuff I can do.
But I’ll see if I can try some things a little bit longer hahaha. Once I get back onto Tumblr a little bit more. (that’ll be next Wednesday or so)
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